Blood from a Turnip

We Went out and Tasted the Freshest Cold Pressed Juices Los Angeles Has to Offer

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Longevity

IMPRESSIONS:

When consumed from a champagne flute one might feel like a classy vampire such as Brad Pitt’s Louis de Pointe du Lac or Tilda Swinton’s Eve. It is surprisingly refreshing.

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Sweet Green

IMPRESSIONS:

Tastes like working at a pineapple farm all day and smelling of weeds.

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Purity

IMPRESSIONS:

A Greek salad made by someone else’s mom, on a slightly cool summer afternoon.

Tastes like laying in a wide open field, shaded by cattails under the sun with a warm breeze.

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Dr. Green

IMPRESSIONS:

Aggressive bouquet, very smooth, on second sip- notes of bitterness. Savory, metallic finish.

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Liquid Gold

IMPRESSIONS:

Baby vomit on the nose, pineapple popsicle on the front, and Tang on the back-sticky finish.

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Charge

IMPRESSIONS:

Tastes like grass, but like yummy grass like how I would imagine grass tastes to a cow. It has a sharp quality, a bit of a bite.

Sweet and grassy on the nose, soft and easy on the palate, like a baby’s bottom, but with a little ginger? Rooty finish.

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Quench

IMPRESSIONS:

Reminds me of my childhood. Tastes very much like an apple Jolly Rancher.

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Drop Acid

IMPRESSIONS:

Burp after a street taco

BRAND: Press Brothers

NAME: Balance

IMPRESSIONS:

Mowing the lawn on a summer day, green, grassy, tart, fresh.