UONO COCOON
You’ve never been one to follow the herd. You insist on innovation. So why lie in design that hasn’t been updated since Dracula? The UONO COCOON combines premium materials with top of the line workmanship in a clean, timeless design that marries form and function. Each COCOON is custom made to order, enabling the highest standards of workmanship, including high-gloss finished varnish, extendable stainless steel handles, and noble lining.
FENDI HAUTE COUTURE dress..
CRIME SCENE COFFIN
Isn’t it about time someone put the fun back in funeral? For those who want to leave this life with a laugh, the Crime Scene Coffin by artist Faustine Gau adds a playfully morbid wink to the proceedings. Handmade with oiled oak frame and tufted velvet interior, you won’t have to sacrifice luxury for levity.
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN body suit.
THE MONARCH ELITE
They say you can’t take it with you, but why take their word for it? After a life in the lap of luxury, why spend an eternity in ordinary? With pure 24-karat gold and Obsidian Black polychrome details, solid American cherry and maple wood construction, hand-made anthemion and floral ornamentation, and a full-couch configuration with luxurious velvet interior trim, the Monarch Elite by The Golden Casket Company puts that rivalry with the Joneses to rest—for good. Maybe you can’t take it with you, but you’re sure as hell going to try.
BALENCIAGA dress.
There's nothing sexier than a woman who knows she's dead, we say. Here's a sampling of fashionably eternal resting places paired with FW17 highlights.
All illustrations by Sarah Crawford
